Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...