What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...