Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...