Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...