About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
YOU MEAN ME?
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More Darwin Awards!
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Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
You’ve got mail
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...