Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...