Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...