Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...