Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...