Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...