Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...