Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Mistakes on a resume
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Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...