Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...