Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...