What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...