Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...