Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...