Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...