Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.