New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.