Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...