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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
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A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
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Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Fisherman
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Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...