Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...