How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
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I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
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What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
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Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...