Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...