redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...