M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.