Clinton strikes out.
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He had his own frog horn!
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
yo mama so old… tits
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To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Knock, Knock
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A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...