Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...