Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...