How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...