I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...