You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...