Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...