Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...