Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....