Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob