What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...