This tells me that I must be drunk
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Got to glow now!
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This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
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Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
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