Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...