Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.