You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
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I’ll tell them slowly
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Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
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Giving Cats Pills
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