Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...