The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...