Stop being late to work
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Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...