Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...