A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...