What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...