A DAY OFF
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I can do better than this!
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Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
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Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
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