Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...